Trump in Coats
By Patrick-Ramil Aseberos
Second Place Winner of the 2025 Poetry Award (tied)
A spider caught my eye. It spun like the weather spins temperature; hot and humid.
I will never again investigate in an office, for positions in the Office of Homeland Security under current-president Donald Trump banned lukewarm cereal. And it is only January. The war on TV dinners are not over. Immigrants and their boots will only make it worse.
More community events will take place under umbrellas. Breakfasts will be served without raincoats. Festivities under the new administration will require banned television channels. This law will be in review in our next lifetime, according to Native American beliefs.
Programs that require the elderly to spell Australia before driving will not be vetoed. But expect the prices of your favorite ketchup brands to drop by 50%.
The question remains: will this change in the coming years in his office? The satellites cannot predict. But more forecasts of tarantula webs are on the way.
Stay tuned, because guitar tuners are on sale this weekend at Giant.